Skip to main content

Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022
mugGet the Christian Wernermug.

Christian

Christian is a very strong person. Super stubborn. Always thinks he is right. Hates when you hang up on him will easily block you and pretend he doesn’t care when he really does.

Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.
Christian is so hot he will show people he is a bad ass, but really he’s a baby that just wants to be cuddled.
by chicken_cow_chicken June 21, 2020
mugGet the Christianmug.

christian

A type of CHAD who will be your forever man. He's smart, handsome and CHAD.
person 1:"hey have you heard of the new CHAD?"
person 2:"oh you mean Christian?"
by patyeetdab February 13, 2021
mugGet the christianmug.

Christian

A Christian is the unique, one in a million, kind of guy. He is usually very strong, and he works harder then any other guy you know. He is extremely brace and isn't afraid to take risks. A Christian is tough and can move through hard times and get around big obstacles. He will never quit on you, and he will always be by your side. He is the kind of person that you just have to respect when you meet it. Christians are extremely trustworthy and you can trust them with your life or your secrets. He is the best boyfriend you can get. When you are tired or sad, he will wrap you in his giant long arms and protect you. Because they pride themselves on being loyal and protective to the people they love. A Christian is usually handsome and tall, with a smile that will make you blush. He is the star of the football team, and makes every other guy jealous. He is the best type of guy.
Hey that must be a Christian. Just looking at him makes me happy.
by JCE14 April 12, 2017
mugGet the Christianmug.

Eastside Christian School

A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
by No please June 23, 2021
mugGet the Eastside Christian Schoolmug.

Christian

Christian is weird
by Christian is weird May 8, 2017
mugGet the Christianmug.

Emma Christian

What an Emma Christian
by Politecunt November 23, 2021
mugGet the Emma Christianmug.

Share this definition