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twerky turkey

The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.
My girlfriend was having a stressful day until I bust out the twerky turkey on the bed.
by TT21 August 6, 2021
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thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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Plucking the turkey

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
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mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.
Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
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Turkey

Another name for a thot who is desperate for attention
Bruh girls are some straight up turkeys
by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018
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Choking the turkey

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass
by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019
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