Mikey: Yo brah! Phil went to go sell the weed, but he got the chrome to his dome and got robbed instead! Phil said he was a heavyset black dude, should have known he'd be trouble.
Logan: Damn! He seems like the kind of guy that would put the chrome to your dome.
Logan: Damn! He seems like the kind of guy that would put the chrome to your dome.
by Mikey the Real G October 22, 2013
by Aidony October 30, 2010
1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."
by pathetic_oatmeal April 23, 2020
by Thecl May 07, 2018
Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.
Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!
*The next day*
Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.
Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
Dennis: Ew!
*The next day*
Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.
Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 07, 2022
Did you know that today's weed is four times more potent than the weed Snoop rapped about in '92? That doesn't mean that it would've made Snoop an even better rapper, but it DOES mean that just because Snoop and perennial nipple-pasty-wearing-tongue-wagger Miley Cyrus smoke it, doesn't mean it's safe for the teenage brain. What's Your HighQ? is a quiz that tests how much you know about today's weed -- and why it's more unsafe for acne-ridden teens than it is for adults. Take the quiz at WhatsYourHighQ.com.
You must be baked out of your mind, your HighQ is a 73. Your score is lower than Forrest Gump. You really need to do read more than High Times if you're going to find out What's Your HighQ?
by HowHigh December 06, 2014
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
by Home Slice 36 March 16, 2014