Nyash Warrior

A person who loves booty and may often sacrifice their own wellbeing in the pursuit of bigger and bouncier cheeks to, amongst other things, play with. Oftentimes, they can be activated like sleeper agents if you loudly announce the word 'nyash' or 'gahdamn', at which point they will complete a full 1km, 360 degree scan of the surrounding area to locate the nyash. If there is nyash, they will admire it and store a 4K visualisation in their mind for the rest of their life. If there is no nyash, they may lose control and begin to brutally beat the announcer to death with their bare hands. Yes, nyash is that serious.

Luke: I'm a nyash warrior. I'll die for nyash.
Jumbei: NYASH!
Luke: *rapidly scans the surroundings for the location of aforementioned nyash.

by dogfucker71893 March 9, 2026

CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

by SonyBravia February 8, 2025

Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.

John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior

by elemaeoh February 24, 2025

keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.

"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."

by maxkelp February 28, 2025

Washam Warrior

A group of individuals on YouTube who are led by a narcissistic weirdo named Betty Washam (although that is not her real name as she has been married something like 7 times now.

Betty Washam is currently on YouTube under the channel name YouTube Daze which is actually a really good name for her because she often does drugs, drinks, does inappropriate dances, screams at people and loses her channel so she just fires up another channel on YouTube, calls it something else and she's back to being a world-famous nobody.

Washam Warriors are expected to protect Betty at all costs. That means threatening other people, having Betty thread another people, doxing people, threatening people and just overall being jerks to people.

Betty Washam attracts a "special" kind of individual to her Warriors.

Omg, he's Washam Warrior now? Oh well, I guess he's lost his soul to the dark side.

by Trash Disposal February 28, 2025

Safety Warrior

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.

"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"

by greatjofo March 1, 2025

toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.

for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now

by zdriplet March 6, 2025