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Benjamin Thomas Swadling 

An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.
Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.

Zack Thomas 

possibly one of the greatest middle linebackers in the NFL.with the dolphins since collage,and playes on wat used to be the greatest defence in the leage
man 1-yea!zack thomas just sacked chad pennington!
man 2-yea,but he plays better against the pats...
Zack Thomas by the bitch fucker October 23, 2005

University of St. Thomas 

Baller ass school located in Saint Paul, Minnesota
Those foo's at the University of St. Thomas are rich as hell.

jhon thomas 

a term used to describe a mans penis; originating in england.
jon: oh dear i have a problem with my jhon thomas!
at that point the entire restruant was staring at him
jhon thomas by Adam Weiner June 27, 2006

hot thomas

The act of vomiting on your partners chest. Not to be confused with a Hot Carl which is the act of defecating on your partners chest.
That's the sickest trick I've ever had. He wanted me to put down plastic wrap and give him a Hot Thomas!
hot thomas by vexie September 30, 2006

Hot Thomas

When a man craps in his own hand and throws it in a paddle fan.
Joey did a Hot Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.
Hot Thomas by Joey Woberts July 30, 2008

Private Thomas 

To spark a bowl while recieving a blow job (oral sex). Similar to and Ellis or and Erskine.
Jack Attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a blow job.. She looked up at him and said " would you like some fries with your Private Thomas?" he smiled and said "please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl"
Private Thomas by camronyo November 13, 2007