Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.
by jessiluvsslayer June 4, 2018
Get the Thomas Davidmug. by JohnStewart123 September 6, 2023
Get the Nolen Thomasmug. Big dick! Stong sex game! Deep eyes that catch you by surprise. Bad tempered but means well a Thomas is a catch and every night one to remember.
by Jjhindle1586 November 23, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.
You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.
Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.
You're a Ken Thomas!
That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.
Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.
You're a Ken Thomas!
That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
Get the Ken Thomasmug. A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
by That random guy thing November 10, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. by Fearceanalrape May 14, 2018
Get the emlyn thomasmug. Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022
Get the Ripley st Thomasmug.