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by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
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by Mr.Howe December 8, 2017
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We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.
He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."
I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.
The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.
"She's here," the sister says.
I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.
He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."
I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.
The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.
"She's here," the sister says.
I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021
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