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Jordan

Oh look hes missing a chromosome!
Must be a Jordan
by FaDeZShadow June 6, 2018
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Jordan elbridge

If you were to walk into a school full of mirrors it would be Jordan elbridge. Everyone you will ever meet is just like each other and there is no escaping. This is the place we’re people go to feed off of each other’s arrogance and preppy attitude. If I was to find anything fun to do at Jordan elbridge it would be to sit back and laugh at the class of 2025 boys pretend to either be gangsters or preppy golfers.
“Let’s go we get to go down to Jordan elbridge for our game friday”.
“Oh that’s good, it’s basically a free win because the class of 2025 boys don’t care about anything but jerking off in the bathrooms or dressing like eachother and the basketball team doesn’t care about anything but their stats which is exactly why they win 5 games a year.”
by helpme87 November 26, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies
by Gappy Jo October 24, 2015
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Jordan reiter

Jordan is a girl that is really caring and thoughtful. Wants to be a nurse and has a great bf that she will always love. She care about her country and the people in it. She loves Staffies. She a great girl. Only bad thing is that I can tell when she’s grumpy cause she makes a grumpy face.
Jordan like rob
Jordan reiter is a great girl
by Definitely real words January 4, 2020
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jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
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Luca Jordan-Viera

Luca Jordan-Viera was depressed for the 10th time that day
by Mr Picekle October 18, 2020
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Jordan

(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.
Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what

Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021
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