What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024
A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools
(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely
by Josh magosh February 26, 2019
by damn-it-P October 30, 2017
“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
by Akazit June 04, 2024
by poopgay March 15, 2024
March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.
by Zukosgf101 March 03, 2024
Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 24, 2023