Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.

Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him

by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025

The Spider Gang Effect

Releasing some of the best music of all time, and immediately after dropping the biggest piece of horseshit music you’ve ever heard.

Wow, Lil Darkie’s new album “USD” is fucking horrible! Yet another example of The Spider Gang Effect

by toejam08 August 17, 2025

Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

by Red Raw October 5, 2025

oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face

did she oregon spider man you last night?

by schmidley December 19, 2025

Ferocious Lady-Spider

A female undercarriage.
A vagina.

She loves to tickle her ferocious lady-spider

by Astaraelpanther July 14, 2010