rocks my socks

This is a sweet cheer used in girls softball to annoy the other team's pitcher. It goes to the tune of 'head, shoulders, knees, and toes.'

Most effective when shouted by the whole team, at the top of their lungs, over and over and over, until the pitcher finally walks the batter.

West Fargo Packers:

"Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!
She always hits the ball, she never walks, (she never wa-ha-ha-halks)
I get excited when she's in the box,
Cuz Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!"
(and repeat)

Pitcher: "Shut up, you fucking distracticunts! Let me pitch!"

by SchoolSaboteur April 30, 2010

Foot without a sock

A foot without a sock is a man who is constantly looking to have sex with someone. In other words, a man-slut. It is called being a foot without a sock becuase the man always needs something to stick himself in.

Dan: Man, it's weird that Steve has had sex with the hottest girl on the planet, and now hes going after

Sharon, and shes like a 4 out of 10!

Bob: Dude, hes just a foot without a sock.

by The Discussion September 17, 2010

soiled sock fight

A game in which two or more participants take it in turns to deficate in their socks and then wait for the other player to fall asleep. Once one player has fallen asleep the other atempts to get as much of the 'shit sock'to to the asleep player's mouth.

player 1 'eat my shit'
player 2 in a slightly muffled voice 'i love our little games'

lets play soiled sock fight again

by Captin McYoodlestein May 13, 2008

The Sock Affair

Someone who is very odd in my class who I will call P made out with a sock, but then the sock made out with another sock, and then she saw and cried, thus, the sock affair.

People who make out with socks are very scary

by Hyper Chick January 21, 2005

checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

by will March 13, 2006

Sock Drawer tits

breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.

by laddr44 February 08, 2010

polka dot sock

A pink sock that turns out to have cancer of the colon.

Jeff: Hey Heinrich, what are you doing here at the hospital?
Heinrich: I gave Jennifer a pink sock, only it turned out to be polka dot sock instead of pink.
Jeff: What the...?
Heinrich: She has cancer.
Jeff: are you saying she smokes?

by Dylan Martin October 23, 2006