Sandringham School

welcome to sandringham, currently ran by bald eagle who’s obsessed with tim peake & sugarcoats how great his school is, in reality sandringham is an absolute hell hole that chooses grades over your mental well being, the staff are filled with loads of shit & about two of them are nice. the school likes to go on about “everybody can be somebody” but they are so hypocritical with that statement, no body can be anybody due to the highly restricting rules of uniform & appearance & just overall your freedom of damn speech, they say to respect the teachers yet the teachers can’t respect the students. personally think they are a world class school at being an absolute mental asylum. can safely say their “no bullying policy” is unheard of & the people in your year are the most terrifying at times. linking back to my point about the staff full of shit, some get to the point of literally making up things so they can consequence you. another thing, even if you show positive things like pins on your blazer to show your a nice person, nope that’s not allowed, we can’t have any support in this school as it’s against the uniform policy. sure. risk someone’s life potentially for your uniform. don’t send your kids there. they might not come out alive. just the truth.

Sandringham School is the definition of a lie

by ProbablyWillGetToldOff January 30, 2020

The Compton School

The worst school to ever exist

Person 1: "Yo what school do u go to?"

Person 2: "The Compton School g"

Person 1: "Unlucky that school fucking dead bro"

Person 2: "truss look at mr nielsons head that nonce"

"the compton school is so dead"

by Jewy_makeawash69ceilingz April 23, 2019

school lunch

one of the most disgusting foods in the world. It consits of:

Raw meat
over cooked vegeatbeals
cold pizza
a milk

The school lunch made Kelly sick, so she sued the lunch ladies for every penny they had

by poCkadotslotz July 25, 2009

Middle school

Ah yes, the worst years you'll ever have in your life. 6th graders are immature and look 5 years old, 7th graders like to talk shit and make dirty jokes whilst bullying the 6th graders, 8th graders want to go home but not before they post every breathing moment of their life on Snapchat and ask to get laid (but like no one wants to touch your zitty ass) Middle schoolers like to wear Nike and Adidas even though they both suck, they listen to rap music unnecessarily loudly, and they add the words "gay" and "faggot" into any sentence. You can find these idiots riding their bikes down the street making moaning noises because they think it's funny. Some advise is to wear deodorant because y'all smell like a petting zoo on laxatives. You also have to respect your upperclassman because you'll get a show up your ass if you don't.

7th grader: haha hi baby!

Random person: who are you?

7th grader: your mom! hahahaha

Random person: oh wait, there's a middle school near here, so this must be a fucking middle schooler.

by Saintadonis16 July 26, 2017

School Threat

When someone gets abused and bullied at school so they take all their anger out on NBA2K

They tend to use the N word and do School Threat type of things like screaming in their mic.

They are normally muted or used for entertainment

Ayy Brady, this school threat keeps messaging me.

by little cardio November 17, 2020

Middle School

the low point of most everyone's life...before reaching the age of majority, anyway.

middle school fucking sucked ass.

by kate. October 7, 2005

Alyasmina School

This place is a piece of shit. It’s filled with fake people and the most annoying teachers- damn the amount of homework in a week is fucking crazy. Arabic teachers are probably hating on me- istg I cant do anything about that but eh. Anyways whenever there isn’t an inspection the place is a mess and then when somebody comes into the class that act so fake it’s so funny istg — the school basically sucks-

Alyasmina school isn’t much of a good school

by Hahakwlnfnelqmsd November 4, 2019