Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something

My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning

by RR25320 September 11, 2025

soft words

Gosh, heck, frick, darn, dang, oh my goodness, what the flip.

The Christian Minecraft Server does not even allow soft words.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

A worldview combining soft atheism (Lack of belief in deities without asserting their impossibility) agnosticism (acknowledging uncertainty about ultimate truths), and Hellenistic influence (drawing on classical Greek philosophy, rational inquiry, and humanistic values).

I identify as a Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

by jhe gfiusjhzk ejuvtwsiuzdgfiya September 24, 2025

Soft-baiting

The conscious or unconscious act of leading someone on, but you have no feelings for.

She’s flirting with him all the time but she doesn’t even like him, she’s soft-baiting.

by YeshuaSaves October 3, 2025

Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.

Jd Vance is a soft shelled baby back bitch!

by Draksar October 13, 2025

Softflex

(Noun) The first ever ski-jacket-hoodie hybrid.
Aka the ultimate snow hoodie.
Looks like a hoodie, performs like a ski jacket.
Insulated, waterproof, zippered pockets, powder skirt — all wrapped in a stupid-soft, stretchy exterior.
Built for riders who hate bulky jackets and want to stay warm without looking like a marshmallow.

Example:

“Dude showed up in a Softflex. It was 10° and he wasn’t even shivering.”
"Arent you freezing in that hoodie? This isnt a hoodie, its a Softflex"
"Did you see that guys softflex? So sick."

by Alphakev November 30, 2025

texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.

Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.

by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008