pizza pooper

JDaddy Bossman

I was gonna post pizza lives but I saw the Pizza Pooper was around

by Cairo Creepcake October 16, 2021

soggy pizza

a fun family friendly game for all ages and races. originating from a trans antartic tribe, further developed by erin and alex for platonic use. make sure to centre the soggines at the crust for best results aha x

babe what do u mean u don't want to play soggy pizza Ur sooo sexy x

by erinisswag August 28, 2023

Seven Eleven Pizza

Cheap ass pizza that's pretty good

Man: O look A Seven Eleven Pizza poster. Maybe I should get some.

by ClingLingTing December 2, 2020

Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.

Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"

by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016

Space Pizza

Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.

Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life

by pastitute March 28, 2014

The Pizza Trio

Pedophilia, Incest, and Zoophilia (P-I-Z, hence the word Pizza). Often used in comparison to something deemed abhorrent.

Cyan: Did you hear that the teachers at a nearby school have been giving children pornographic books to read?
Sky: Yup. And with all of the kinks mentioned in them, it seems like they're intent on teaching kids about everything shy of The Pizza Trio.
Cyan: Absolutely disgusting. Kids should not be taught these things.

by Blues and Dumbness April 14, 2022

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023