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alabama pizza slice 

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it
man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice

Trizzy Pizza 

A pepperoni and pineapple pizza pie. Preferably from Dominos Pizza, where the pineapple slices aren’t THAT big.

A pizza pioneer named Katrina from New York started this trend. But sadly she never got the credit she solely deserved before big company’s took credit for this new, revolutionary, delicacy.
Boy 1: Hey bro, you ever order a trizzy pizza from dominos?
Boy 2: WTF?! Who does that?
Boy 1: Bro! Deadass.... it’s D SHIT!!!!
Trizzy Pizza by That dude, October 31, 2019

Tortilla Pizza roles 

Something that ree kid said on VR chat while dying.
Can I have some Tortilla Pizza roles

woking pizza express 

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
woking pizza express by Flangetta November 23, 2019

infinite pizza theorem 

The infinite pizza theorem is the proposition that, given any circle (particularly a pizza), a slice directly in the middle of the circle will create two half circles of 181° total. This occurs when you split two degrees on opposite sides of the circle, creating two extra half degrees on either end of the half circle. The infinite pizza theorem is one of the more plausible solutions to world hunger, next to mass genocide.
I used the infinite pizza theorem to make 180 pizzas into 181!

Rat Pizza Hotel 

Rat Pizza Hotel is an establishment franchised by Bill and Melinda Gates and is based in downtown Chicago, the perfect setting for a Pixar animated movie similar to that of Ratatouille, but let it be known this isn't for kids. It consists of musical scenes in the run down low graphics kitchen, that leads into the rats adventure around the hotel and their journey with alcoholism, drug addiction, prostitution and battling chief health inspector Asian William DaFoe in bid to keep the hotel alive.
I checked into the Rat Pizza Hotel last week, the owner resembles the Chuck E. Cheese rat but the pizza do be good doe

HAHA... That's so Rat Pizza Hotel