jizz in my pants

What happens to me because I'm a virgin.

Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?

Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.

Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.

Jizz in my pants

by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009

Bussin in my pants

When you cum in your pants in public without masturbating. This usually happens when you're walking past a group of Busty Bombshell Babes

This morning when I was walking in the park, I started bussin in my pants when I walked by these girls

by Kim Kardashian's rapist February 8, 2022

Yoga Pant Effect

When a girl always wears tight pants/jeans to give the appearance that she has a fat ass.

Guy 1: Damn! She got a fat ass!
Guy 2: Nah bruh, she just using the yoga pant effect

by Negro Earlobe June 20, 2017

still pants in the chest

An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.

John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest

by PantChest February 25, 2010

pants breaker

a girl so hot that the force of the resulting erection breaks one's zipper and/or pants

Damn, she's such a pants breaker.

by anomylous May 7, 2013

dutty pants

a name for a person that is being weird

Amanda was being a dutty pants.

by Nicole89 May 2, 2006

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010