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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
by Only1realme June 4, 2018
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Rose Surprise

A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.
Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.
by Funny Definition Man February 23, 2021
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surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.
by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023
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Gucci Surprise

Gucci Surprise takes a little planning and is best achieved during quick sexual encounters aka, a quickie, ideally as soon as you get home from going out and your lust for each other is high. Get home, make sure partner places handbag on the nightstand / counter / bathroom sink, anywhere close to where there will be some fucking going down, rip clothes off and get after it, ending in the doggie style or simply "hitting it from behind" position. Now, this is important...right when you know your partner, the one you are behind, is about to climax grab the hand bag, place it over there head, and hold on as long as you can while still going at it and yelling Gucci Surprise Bitch! (you can leave bitch in or out, depends on how close you are) It's really great because as all the contents are falling on their head, they are then covered in darkness, but immediately know where they are cause every purse has a distinct smell. Hold on... You can also call this the "Hand Bag Hoe Down"
Got home last night after the bars, Ashley was all horned up, we got home and didn't make it past the kitchen until she dropped her purse on the counter and started pulling my pants down, was a perfect set up...I smashed it out from behind while she was facing the oven and ended it with a Gucci Surprise. Managed to hold on for about 15 seconds before she bucked me off.
by Hogpoo January 19, 2021
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A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019
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dingle surprise

The rapid and forceful ejection of berry-sized poops from the anus.
Ethan Anderson had a bad dingle surprise yesterday. I hope he feels better.
by Mr. Dr. Boss May 29, 2014
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