A self styled title for a man, intended to mean that he is a strong, confident male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males and also believes this title will make women find him attractive. In actuality the opposite is usually true: he is generally a cripplingly insecure man-child, often an incel, who wants respect he hasn't earned and doesn't deserve.
by _zurfph November 18, 2023
Get the Alpha Malemug. by Ijustknowit October 1, 2020
Get the Male Tailmug. a type of description used for the lowest of the low in society who are quite the silly lad; worse in intensity than other descriptors such beta, cuck, dumbass, etc.
"Did you hear about Zeke? He started crying when he dropped his pizza. They sounded like a bitch"
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
by IchigoBruh August 5, 2021
Get the squimlo malemug. .
Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025
Get the Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Roblesmug. John: my gf and I were just making out, but without warning, she grabbed me, turned me over, held me down, and buttfucked me
Jake: that’s called female on male rape
Jake: that’s called female on male rape
by Rando53356 November 30, 2024
Get the Female on male rapemug. 
