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Monkey-monkey

Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.
Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.
Monkey-monkey by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022

Monkey Fuck 

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”
Monkey Fuck by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

Monkey shoes 

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them
Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro
Monkey shoes by Yomommafat July 20, 2022

monkey springs 

I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.
monkey springs by Chefs kiss November 18, 2022

Monkey Joob 

A super monkey that was built in a secret laboratoy in the center of a piece of cake.
Before the cake was devoured Monkey Joob quickly destroyed the lab and flew out using it's amazing farting ability.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait that isn't a bird or a plane. What the hell is that? OH GOD IT'S MONKEY JOOB!
Monkey Joob by CowKillaMooMan August 24, 2004

Monkey Button 

A.K.A. - Shocker.

There does exist a slight variation between Monkey Button and the Shocker. The practice and form one uses is the same, however, the reaction one gets from the shockie is reminiscent of the sound of a monkey (oh! oh!)
After a killer set, Shandy found a nice backstage betty who never has experienced the shocker. Shandy was very happy to finally work the monky button.
Monkey Button by J. Cooper December 29, 2004