Peace to your mom's crease! 

1. See you later and I'm thinking of your mother's vagina.

2. Peace out, I want to fuck your mom by the way.

Douche 1: "Alright, I gotta go."

Douche 2: "Peace to your mom's crease!"

Peace to your mom's crease! by The Grave Eater April 23, 2010

The F-mom 

A clean way of saying Motherf****r

I heared him drop The F-mom in his new Demo

The F-mom by BOSOX2007 January 11, 2010

Seth's Mom 

Someone who looks VERY attractive smothered in an entire bottle of mayo. BEST SLOPPY sex ever. :D

Man, she looks almost as good as Seth's mom last night

Seth's Mom by Joe Brick November 21, 2010

the society to bring back your mom jokes 

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes

person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

the society to bring back your mom jokes by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007

soccer mom

Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.

Me: *Listens to Green Day*

Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.

Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)

*Soccer Mom flees*

Me: Stupid bloke.

soccer mom by RandomInsanityIsAwesome November 20, 2006

Rollings Mom 

The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.

He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.

Rollings Mom by haha1985 October 7, 2011

Egg Mom Muffin 

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM

My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning

Egg Mom Muffin by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012