1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.
1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.
2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.
3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.
2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.
3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.
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While chilling at the playground Santina decided to surprise me by swing milling me for our 1 week anniversary
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A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.
Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
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Get the i love the new millenium mug."The Shady MilkMan": Is the man that is taking care of your Wife (or Girlfriend) while you are overseas. While he is taking care of her she is taking care of him with all of the money that you have earned from the ( Enter any Military Service here, except the Coast Guard). The shady Milk Man has often been referred to as a "Smooth Operator", " Jody", "Slick Willy", "Bad Motor Scooter", "Sancho", and "Tyrone".
Preach: So did you hear about my wife Brittani?
Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!
Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!
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