lickma male

A lickma male is a species of human who's entire purpose in life is to lick their balls.

I hate John the Lickma Male.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

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chocomel male

A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.

Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.

*Jan pours his chocomel*

Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.

by ChocomelTruther July 5, 2024

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Alpha Male

The term Alpha Male is normally meant to be a thirteen to fourteen year old boy or transgender girl on the app "Tik-tok". This might also include fifteen year olds.

ALPHA MALE?

by Naidemoc November 13, 2018

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Male loser epidemic

Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.

Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

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