Jordan

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches
Jordan is a bitch.
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Who is this guy, Jordan?
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Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".
Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.
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Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.
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Jordan is a Tall Sexy Mexican Guy who will always grab your attention no matter what
Who’s that dilf over their? that’s Jordan
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Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal
“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”
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Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.
Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."
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