January 9

It’s national Attack On Titan (AOT) day! In honor of Season 4, part 2.

January 9
You: GUESS WHAT BFF-
Bff: wha-?
You: ITS ATTACK ON TITAN DAY

by him..<3 January 09, 2022

January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 09, 2023

January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."

by I am a shark December 18, 2021

Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass December 01, 2017

22nd January

National melina irnaten day even though it is everyday this day is spectacular!!

For example it is used in a sentence like melina thank you for your presence on the 22nd January

by Melona2008 March 02, 2023

January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 15, 2021

January 25th

You are a femboy :3

Person: Oi did you know its Jan 25th 2 person: Oh really? i was born in january 25th though.. Person: your a femboy Ahahhaha

by Femboylover25th November 28, 2023