January 3rd

Today's the day boys. Today's Gender swap Day. On this day you're supposed to act like whatever type of girl you want to act as. examples include; Soft, Thot, Gold digger, Smart, Dirty, Naughty, etc. Choose whatever you want but beware. If you have any females in your Group chat and you do not participate, prepare for a very embarrassing dare of their choice. This day can also be referred to Hell day

Today is January 3rd the day where all males in the group chat must act as a women.
Dave: Hey Jerry, what women you acting as today?
Jerry: None I aint participating
Lexy: Oh your not know?

by ProjectDayCreation December 17, 2020

January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.

Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates

by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

january 13

grab richards ass day

national holiday

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt

by koalabear800 January 12, 2023

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023