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JANUARY 26TH

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)
You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"
by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021
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January 11

“Hey”
“Can I get some head
“Why”
“It’s national receive head day
“No it’s January 11”
by DarkLight January 10, 2022
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January

Toe Touch January we've been focusing on the upper part of the body so let's give them legs some love.
Bro, it's toe touch January I'm coming for your toes.
by Gamer Awsome Man November 3, 2019
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January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh
by taco_55 January 22, 2019
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January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.
Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.
by menoum January 15, 2022
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January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.
Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to
by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019
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