Joeseph

What happens when your mom cant spell and forgets the baby name book

Guy 1- please spell you name please
Guy 2 -okay J-O-E-S-E-P-H
Guy 1 writes Joseph

Guy 2- DAMM IT !!!! My names not spelt like that

Joeseph

by Kwaja February 11, 2012

Jonesy

The name of STARK's kickass guitar player.

Nothing like having Jonesy stop by your job with a bottle of Jameson to make some Irish Coffees on St. Pattys.

by cx13 June 11, 2006

Mike Jonesing

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006

bridget joneses

Big full-coverage women's underpants

The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 12, 2008

hi janes

Flabby under-arm flaps mature women have. See "Bingo Flaps". They continue to flap after she's waved her arm and called out "Hi Jane!"

by Hungry Hippo August 22, 2003

joes crab shack

the place you go when you have no life.

i'm not going to joes crab shack because they raise their prices then pull an 'unlimited popcorn shrimp' promo out their asses to dick their cooks over. thanks a lot, assholes.

by brent BEEGLE August 26, 2007

Janes

Englishman who hangs around mens toilets, breathing heavily and challenging the many theories on the meaning of life. Janes's will commonly use a van to transport themselves from public toilet to public toilet.. praying on the innocent.

" dude i was taking a piss after lunch and this Janes appeared and was asking me how to draft a P6 schedule!"

" This janes the other day was wearing a gas mask and fisting himself in one of the cubicles.... i decided to piss on the street "

by Super006 September 11, 2012