When a borderline geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon a middle age unwilling participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the borderline geriatric and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.
The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon and delicate face and bountiful chest meats.
by State Street Car Wash January 21, 2024
Get the state street steamermug. A community of 1.4 trillion members globally with a mission to empower, inspire, and raise awareness that Locs are a sacred artifact of faith. They are dedicated to fostering a sense of unity and spiritual connection within the Loc community and beyond. The main goal is to celebrate the profound significance of Locs and continue to share that knowledge with the world.
State of Loc Nation honors HH Empress Queen Christina Clement for providing useful lessons of culture.
by igetyouwrite December 11, 2023
Get the state of loc nationmug. When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.
Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!
by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017
Get the Dolphin Statemug. A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.
Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.
3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.
3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."
"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."
"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
Get the The State Gamemug. The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
by Murray the K September 6, 2022
Get the RUSSIAN state Funeralmug. by sussiboka May 28, 2022
Get the united states of amerciamug. United States o' America is the colloquial form for United States of America, in which the "o'" with an apostrophe represents "of" in the inflected and short form.
by LGBTR February 27, 2024
Get the United States o' Americamug.