Noun
A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
by DonKeedix December 21, 2021
Get the Abe Jacksonmug. Jackson is the coolest person you will ever meet. Even though he white asf and not a light skin he still is very attractive and has the best unspoken rizz. Everybody fucks with Jackson.
Jackson is so fine
by daddy77i2 November 29, 2022
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Get the Jacksonmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.
Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.
Thank you for your time.
Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.
Thank you for your time.
by anonymous November 9, 2020
Get the Jacksonmug. A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."
by platergamer January 14, 2024
Get the Jackson's Dickmug. Jackson is the kind of guy you want as a best friend he's the guy that will make you beg him to stay when he says he has to go because you never want to stop talking to him, because when you talk to him all of your problems in the world fade away. He's like the best friend you dreamed of having as a little kid, like a dreams come true. He's the type who will always put his feelings and emotions to the side to make sure you're okay, and that you're happy, it takes him a long time to fully open up to you, but once he does, you know he trusts you because it takes a lot for him to be honest about what goes on in his head, whether it's feelings, what he thinks about at night, what keeps him up at night, maybe just the stupid things he thinks about too, speaking of which, he's also very stupid, like you'll be amazed by how stupid he can be, but he's also incredibly smart, but he doesn't shove it down your throat, unless you ask for it, and he will roast your ass like no ones business, and it's hilarious, but he'll only do it if you ask for it, but he'll always make sure you know he's joking and that he loves ya. he's the one who you will have arguments with for days, weeks, hell even months about who loves each other more, because he may be bad at expressing his emotions and feelings, but deep down, he probably loves you the most.
by Screwyyedits November 19, 2020
Get the Jacksonmug.