Irish Sundae

The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up

Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment

by Chee Z Puff August 7, 2022

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.

David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.

by ben8790 August 27, 2022

Irish Dancing

A SPORT

Irish Dancing is a sport

by ocranwaley August 27, 2022

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022

Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional or awkward situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened. Also known as a "Brennan Goodbye"

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind his actions Brennan pulled an Irish Goodbye... "Wet is Wet".

by Wet is Wet September 19, 2022

Irishism

Taking the Mick out of Irish people.

Person 1: that fella over there hurt my feelings when he called me ‘paddy’ especially because my name is Dylan.

Person 2:that’s a form of racism. There should be a word for it.

Person 1: irishism…

by dyl_needham September 24, 2022