Human

The actors you see on popular sites like pornhub and 18andabused.

I like to have sex with humans. Harambe 1946.

by Jimbles Notrobon March 13, 2017

Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.

Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.

by thekatster007 June 8, 2014

Humans

God's worst mistake

Humans are one of the worst mistakes.

by Igneous_Dragon August 9, 2020

humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.

It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.

by daigo0777 November 17, 2021

Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024

The Human Natute

The instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.

Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute

by Count Drinkalot July 23, 2017