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Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer
by Osama7even July 28, 2023
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Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.
Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
by flulaborg August 30, 2023
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Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them
Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered
by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024
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The Hammening

This day happened on 8/7/2024
"Do you remember when "The Hammening" happened on that fateful night"
by Lavender fields August 7, 2024
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The Hammer

The hammer ate a lot of pussy last night!
by Hammer 69 January 14, 2024
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blam hammer

A Desert Eagle or any other kind of 50 Cal pistol
“Bro I was ridin out yesterday and almost got struck by a blam hammer man, Went right through the car and out the other side.”
Don’t be a pussy, it’s part of the game”
by BongBoy420 March 14, 2024
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Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV
I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher
by lilviny409 November 22, 2024
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