Golden retriever boy 

Straight white boy

“Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!

“Just say you like white boys emily”

Golden retriever boy by suemonella May 14, 2022

golden throat 

Releaving one's bladder during oral intercourse.

Yo, I was getting head from this bitch and just had to piss so I gave her the ole golden throat.

golden throat by breeze January 13, 2005

Golden Retriever 

A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.

Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."

"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."

Golden Retriever by snot-bot October 4, 2018

Golden Flower 

Knocking someone out with a potted plant, then waking them by urinating on them. (See golden shower).

We had a great date yesterday, except for when she gave me a golden flower.

Golden Flower by WildCherry October 29, 2008

golden seal

This North American native herb is widely known and used for colds, flus, and sinus infections. Lowers inflammation, helps cool infections of the mucous membranes. Useful when blended with echinacea (1 part golden seal to 3 parts echinacea). An herbal extract that typically contains 10% alkaloids and 5% hydrastine as active components; historically used as an astringent and antiseptic.

Like Echinacea, golden seal herb also supports the immune system by strengthening the cells that destroy bacteria, viruses and fungi.

golden seal by The Derelict - 313 August 12, 2006

Golden Mile 

A unit of distance used to measure an area that was driven while masturbating.

All car trips are better when you drive a golden mile.

Golden Mile by ddrobot March 12, 2011

Golden Disc 

A cup of urine frozen into a thin circular layer that can be slipped under an annoying neighbor's door. When melted, leaves a permanent smell in carpet that cannot be removed. Discs are best produced following a night of heavy drinking, and are considered the ultimate in cold revenge.

In planning his revenge on his apartment complex arch-nemesis, Julian waited until a night of heavy drinking to manufacture the Golden Disc that he would cunningly slip under Do's door.

Golden Disc by Wakim & Pablo September 14, 2008