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Golden Retriever
A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.
Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."
"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."
"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
Golden Retriever by snot-bot October 4, 2018