Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)

You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!

by Harmsini October 16, 2009

Facebook Gangster

A person who uses facebook to send lots of messages to his/her facebook friends.

A person who continuously messages others on facebook.

A person who is addicted to messaging others on facebook.

A person that calls out others on facebook, by either posting on others' walls or by sending them private messages.

Dude, I was facebook gangstering these girls on facebook.

You're a facebook gangster.

by toonchoon September 13, 2010

facebook slut

a facebook slut is a girl who no matter what guys profile you go on you will always see her flirting with the guy . you can tell she is a facebook slut because she will be everywhere unlike the few common girls who he might talk to . stay far away from facebook sluts , cause who wants to be with a girl that every guy has been with (:

nikki - heey tyler , you know that amber girl ? she is such a facebook slut !

tyler- why you say that ?

nikki - everytime i try and talk to a new guy , she's right there on his dick . i swear she's everywhere .

by skinnybitch09 March 1, 2011

facebook

verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.

ex. 1)
Sally: That guy is so hot!
Maggie: I wonder if he's single...
Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him!

ex. 2)
Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night!
Jessie: Really?! Where did you hear that?!
Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.

by kkeellsseeyy April 25, 2007

facebooked

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.

"I facebooked your mom last night!"

by mjw5 April 15, 2006

facebookedness

(noun) Having or exhibiting the properties, features, and/or navigability of Facebook.com.

That new website he created has a lot of facebookedness with its personal profiles and tagging.

by ncdpubscomm March 28, 2009

facebook tagged

When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).

"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."

by DC Devo April 22, 2009