A portmanteau derived from the act of the periodic and systematic inventory of one's Facebook friends list. Usually detailing the actions of: dropping by friend's pages that you haven't talked to in a while just to see what's up and catch up (for completist's sake), deleting people who you don't even remember why you made friends with them in the first place, dropping by borderline friend's pages and leaving a note for them and deleting them if they don't respond in a reasonable period of time (if they were a real friend they would have responded in timely manner); the systematic weeding out of ex-friends, ex-boy/girl friends, ex-coworkers, etc. Also the deletion of people you thought were intresting and/or people who have become undesireable to associate with, etc.
I have over 150 facebook friends and only regulary communicate with 50 of them. What gives? Time for some Facebook Friendventory.
by Ellay-eX October 10, 2010
Facebook Cheater is some one who is in a relationship but friend requests someone then continually likes or comments on all their posts with the sole intention of hooking up. Devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner. Generally followed up by a text message or phone call with a "proposition."
Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
He is such a Facebook Cheater. He has hooked up with so many women through Facebook and his wife has no clue!
by Rescuechic August 29, 2014
a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.
facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?
cool dude - no, nobody likes you.
nerd - ROFL
cool dude - no, nobody likes you.
nerd - ROFL
by GOD-zilla June 12, 2010
When a parent/guardian forgets to pick up a child from a school due to their facebook obssession. Sometimes though a full facebook forgotten is not the outcome only resulting in a facebook second to last kid in pick up line.
by DowntownMikey October 15, 2010
An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.
by G6rider October 31, 2021
When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
by j4883rwocky November 13, 2010
When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.
FB Faggot: "I hate life."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
by Anonymous Truthteller June 10, 2013