Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.

I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!

by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

facebook sleepover

staying up until 3 in the morning talking to someone on facebook.

I just had a facebook sleepover with Paul Shim.

by iwantyoualwaysandforever69 November 16, 2010

Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.

"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."

by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010

facebook tagged

When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).

"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."

by DC Devo April 22, 2009

Facebook Faggot

When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.

FB Faggot: "I hate life."

-1 Hour later-

FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"

-2 hours later-

FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."

A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots

-Listens to a song-

"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."

FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"

Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."

FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."

Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."

by Anonymous Truthteller June 10, 2013

Facebook Validation

When a person finds it necessary to post a problem they are having on the internet for the world to see so maybe, just MAYBE, they can find someone that agrees with them and that will show sympathy for their plight.

Facebook Validation---Post by John Doe: Fair or not fair? Tell me how you would feel if your girlfriend/fiance/significant other went out all night and did not call to let you know where she was. Can someone please help me out with this?

by ThatGirl01 June 11, 2013

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014