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Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.
Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah
by Lo440393 March 12, 2011
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Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.
Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.
by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010
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freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.
When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.
by NewNettie December 14, 2009
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facebook cheater

Facebook Cheater is some one who is in a relationship but friend requests someone then continually likes or comments on all their posts with the sole intention of hooking up. Devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner. Generally followed up by a text message or phone call with a "proposition."

Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
He is such a Facebook Cheater. He has hooked up with so many women through Facebook and his wife has no clue!
by Rescuechic August 29, 2014
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Facebook Forgotten

When a parent/guardian forgets to pick up a child from a school due to their facebook obssession. Sometimes though a full facebook forgotten is not the outcome only resulting in a facebook second to last kid in pick up line.
Better call little Johnny's parents looks like he was facebook forgotten again.
by DowntownMikey October 17, 2010
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facebook skeleton

any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,
He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.
by Dot Woods November 7, 2010
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facebook sleepover

I just had a facebook sleepover with Paul Shim.
by iwantyoualwaysandforever69 November 16, 2010
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