Cancer

The thing you get when you go on youtube's trending page.

I just got Cancer from that.

by Duskion December 11, 2018

Cancer

a dancer who can dance the can-can

look at that cancer dance

by Word_God December 13, 2018

Cancer

The biggest douche.

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.

by Default Mate December 13, 2018

Cancer

Jake Paul, Logan Paul any of the paulers, Basically everyone except Arnex / Jeppe / Silas

Jake Pauls Music is cancer

by SomePussyWithoutAPenisxD January 4, 2019

Cancer

Furries.

Need I explain?
Cancer

by hahahaha funny epic gamer xddd February 15, 2019

cancerlled

When someone's life is cancelled by cancer, whether it be real physical cancer, or media content.

"Oh gross I have liver cancer. Guess my life is cancerlled"

"omg did you see what that politician said about issue thingymabob, today is CANCERLLED"

by IAMTHECAKE March 5, 2019

Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019