i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

i can't take it anymore! by Al Gebra January 5, 2010

You can't kill a dead man

"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.

Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.

*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*

Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*

Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!

You can't kill a dead man by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008

no can 

unable to complete a task or follow through with instruction; impossible

"If you can, can. If no can, no can.

no can by smartkine October 22, 2003

all-you-can-eat

A marketing term that is used to lure people into eating at a buffet.

Let's go to the buffet! It's all-you-can-eat!

all-you-can-eat by FunkyGoodThyme June 6, 2005

you can't get there from here 

A phrase that is stereotypically attributed to people from Maine, usually by people in the lower New England states to feel superior to our Northern neighbors (like we don't talk funny enough). It has to be said with a northern Maine accent: "there" is pronounced "they-ahh" and "here" is pronounced "hee-yahhhh." The "you" is implied and does not need to be said.

Well you can't get there from here.

you can't get there from here by jimbolaya August 14, 2010

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick 

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick by aludin May 18, 2007

open a can of whup ass 

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

open a can of whup ass by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003