caught out there

when someone catches you being unfaithful to your spouse. you're basically out there creeping when you should be at home with your spouse.

marquan: yo u heard what happened to chris last night?
terrell: nah man what happened?
marquan: i saw ya boy caught out there last night man, caking with all the hoes even tho he sposed to be cuffed up at home.
terrell: word??

by bigwilliestyle98 January 16, 2014

couch melter

Pot brownies that are so good it feels like you're melting into the couch when you eat them

Want some brownies? They're real couch melters

by steezy-D May 20, 2014

Couch Fucker

When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.

John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....

by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016

Caught

When someone catches feelings for you/someone you know?

You: Has "___" caught?
Your friend: Yeah I think (s)he has

by Fku August 23, 2017

Logan Clough

punk kid.
changes people.
my bestfriend.
p u l s e.

m y c r u s h .
( :

logan clough is a prroooo.

by bbbbyyy. April 13, 2010

four-dollar couch

If one lays down perfectly flat on a sofa and puts his/her feet against one arm and there is still room between his/her head and the opposing arm, THAT is a four-dollar couch.

"Wow, Paul!" said Katie. "This four-dollar couch is great for sleeping!"

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

Dump a Couch

Take a huge crap.

Dude I need to stop by the Burger King and dump a couch. Big time!

by Griff the man March 16, 2009