cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.
I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!
by Redhatter April 20, 2020
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Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.
I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
by Simmywhimmy January 05, 2022
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cup of tea

Beatles: When we met the Queen, we had a cup of tea first
by DingoTheRingo June 16, 2024
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Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.
Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!
by ProfessionalAssWiper May 28, 2018
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The Triwizard Cup

This is a game to be played at home with your friends, 3 or more people.

Everyone starts by jizzing into a central cup, everyone writes there names down and puts them in a hat. you than leave the cup in the centre for a couple of hours.

Later that evening a name is drawn out of a hat, whoevers name it is has to drink the cup.

The name comes from when the person insists they didnt put there name in and they should just redraw.
I was at giles house the other night and we played The Triwizard Cup, thats the 5th time i have lost in a row!
by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016
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On the other cup of the tea

Original creative for "on the other hand". It was founded on Tuesday, November 26th, 2019 by Utku, Ural and Demir with tremendous commitment.
Tea and coffee have lots of similarities; on the other cup of the tea, they have remarkable differences.
by U05 December 05, 2019
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Bishore Cup

Normal non bangladeshi natives call it simply the World Cup, is an international association football competition contested by the senior men's national teams of the members of the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), the sport's global governing body.
Want to come round my house and have a go on my wife while I watch the bishore cup?

Bisab afne bishore cup dekba ni?
by Sulthana October 21, 2020
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