Chest hands

a spare pair of hands located around your chest area. these are useful for eating popcorn in a cinema and texting while driving. unfortunately these are currently medically unavailable and must be provided by a friend standing directly behind you with their hands under your armpits. can be good fun to run behind people scream chest hands and attempt to insert your hands under their armpits without permission.

person 1 " haven't seen gary in a while"
Person 2 "me neither"
person 3 "be wary of chest hands"
Gary (in background) " Chest hands!"

* Person 1 now has chest hands *

by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009

The Black Hand

Biggest terrorist organization in the video game "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Multiplayer" they've destroyed countless amounts of buildings, killed millions of people, caused countless amounts of damages to Las Venturas's Casinos and have their own section of rules that they worship like a creed (example: Following All Server Rules), they plan their attacks with great timing and are quick on the response if something altars the plans of their attacks, very rare does someone survive one. Found only on one of SAMP's servers called CRRPG (Cops Robbers Role Playing Game). with a massive comunity of regulars and player slots filling faster each day the server was upgraded for more organisations to counter The Black Hand. one is Taskforce 141 CRRPG's most elte police and army officers have joined this team of brave men and women to challenge and faulter the black hands attacks. Both teams are found the most on CRRPG at this IP for SAMP Users: 94.23.144.204:7777

The Black Hand Taskforce 141 CRRPG

by [SSD]Kelvin[RS] November 6, 2010

pimp hand

using your pimp hand to keep the gurls attracted to you..being a player

keep the pimp hand strong..
"will do will do"

by brendan February 22, 2004

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

hand job

masturbating a boy

i like to give timmy a hand job... says robbie

by vartansgal October 12, 2003

clapping with no hands

when one thrusts his hips foward and makes a clapping sound when the balls slap the chode, thus creating clapping with no hands

"Hey, have you ever tried clapping w/ no hands?"

by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

Pussy Hand

The hand used to touch, rub, finger, pet etc. The female pussy.

DUDE! I broke my pussy hand!

by C BJ S April 30, 2008