sad tits

Women's boobs that could be tied in an actual titty twister because they resemble tube socks filled with wet sand.

I was having a great time at your mom's house until she whipped me half to death with her sad tits.

by EZD May 1, 2015

tit slinger

Stripper or slut-in-a-box worker. Mostly you hear the expression from old gomers nowadays. From the old usage of "sling" to mean delivering or presenting, so in 30s hep jive, waitresses were hash slingers, bartenders were booze slingers, and so on.

Grandma got through the first part of the Depression slinging milk, but the dairy went bankrupt, so she slung hash for a while, till she found out she could make a lot more at the burly-q as a tit slinger.

by old lang guy September 18, 2008

tits-awesome

great, incredible, more than awesome, zach.

if i was gonna suggest a bat, i'd suggest this one, cuz it's tits-awesome.
or
Jeep Wranglers are tits-awesome

by Tom Kas May 17, 2006

the tits and the balls

Of superior quality, the best thing as in the man's favorite part of the woman (tits) and the woman's favorite part of the man (balls)

"Teacher, did you have a chance to look at my essay?"
"Why yes Timmy, it was the tits and the balls"

by thechodester April 28, 2010

turkey tits

Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.

"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"

by fingers November 11, 2004

stripper tits

unusually large cup size coupled with an unusually small band size. Can be either real or fake.

"I started sprouting boobs at age 10, so by the time I was 12 I was a 32F, full on stripper tits."

by Sharkysmachine April 25, 2006

tits cold

when its so cold, you could fit your nuts through the eye of a needle

its fuckin' tits cold out here

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003