my back crackers

A girl who has a lot of guy “friends”
One who has “hoes
Julia Roberts in the movie “Pretty Woman” has a lot of “back crackers” she could say, “hey those are my back crackers”
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27 my ass

To have a salad eaten from ones asshole.
27 my ass! make sure you bring napkins.
by FalseProphet13 April 05, 2021
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sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'
I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever
by Ruttiger_Stone January 08, 2015
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I'm my own boss

since I'm my own boss, my hours are flexible
by Arminkshipper July 09, 2024
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Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.
Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.
by Jim. Jones. June 08, 2025
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rave in my bear cave

The act of inserting LSD into your anal cavity and having a blast.
"Dude last night was crazy, i had the best rave in my bear cave!"
"Bro, in your bear cave or your girls bear cave? Any rave in a bear cave is the best!"
by CultureUnrevealed February 07, 2019
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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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