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my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.
My pudge is better then yours.



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by birdie maiy March 22, 2009
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Didn't get my vote

Accepting, yet showing Disapproval for someone being in charge,part of, or taking part in something, either with no actual vote taking place before hand or no knowledge of a vote taking place.
"He might be from the set but fuck boy didn't get my vote."
"Why's Karen here? I don't know but she didn't get my vote"
by MrLewisCarter September 6, 2021
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Chills Down My Spine

Chills Down My Spine is often referred to as a feeling you get when unsettled. This is not the correct definition. The actual definition is that Chills Down My Spine is a remix of the chase theme for a demonic Ronald McDonald from little known horror game Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion. The remix is the perfect theme for Satan if he were made of 100% BEEF. All of you “normies” who don’t use this correct definition can go suck an egg.

- Little Timmy, who is a toxic fan of this game.
Person: Man, I really like listening to Chills Down My Spine!
Guy: Oh, like that song by that rappe-
Person: NO, BICHON FRISÉE! I’M OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT THE REMIX TO A THEME FROM A NOT WELL KNOWN GAME! HOW COULD YOU NOW KNOW THAT?! FOR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO DIE!
Guy: I think that’s an overreacti-
Person: *Shoots gun Kill Boom Haha*
by Spoku August 26, 2021
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bleach my balls

A dysregulatory response in which the mind has nothing else to go to except the response above.
**at fancy restaurant

BLEACH MY BALLS, this place is faaaannncy
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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up my own ass

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
by sirbennito July 23, 2021
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drink my husbands wine

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.
by cahlchips June 1, 2022
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