Dirty Hanky

The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.

That girl I met at the hospital is a freak! I bet she loves a dirty hanky.

by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021

Dirty Masaro

When you’re hitting it from the back and proceed to call your partners name, once they look back throw sexy time sand into their eyes and hold on.

“We were doing THE SEX but I wanted to spice it up by pulling a Dirty Masaro.”

by Masaro67 August 7, 2021

Dirty Portia

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating

Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.

Example 2

I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.

by jingle joy August 7, 2021

Ridin Dirty

Ridin dirty is when a man cums in a woman, and she goes through her day letting it ride with her. :)

-lil ma

Girl, your ridin dirty at work allday after meeting dude last night at the bar.

by Ridin Dirty August 7, 2021

Dirty Cerean

When a girl goes down on a guy and throws up over his cock

Guy 1: I got given a Dirty Cerean last night

Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: she threw up all over my cock, it was nasty

by Valdezlover August 10, 2021

dirty slaughter

when your slaughtering the sportsbooks and casinos in soccer.

He pulled a dirty slaughter last night in vegas and went to the titty club

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.

I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!

by Trig596 August 16, 2021