Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up

“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier”

by gggMer11 June 21, 2025

my life

the saddest fucking thing you'll ever hear :")

story of my life, basically-

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

Four tenders in my six piece

When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”

by B1G JON August 29, 2019

My Words Were Misconstrued

Saying giving out Pro-Zionism stickers and then saying you just want peace

I gave out stickers saying that I think Zionism is sexy, but I just want "peace" my words were misconstrued

by PurplePillows92 January 17, 2024

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

Hahaha

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

by anonymous June 10, 2022

my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth

'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '

by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022