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you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
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Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.
Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!
by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020
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National slap ass day

National slap ass day is on april 18th and the goal is to slap as much ass as possible
Yo on april 18th i slapped hella ass

National slap ass day
by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019
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target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!
by sue doenum December 21, 2009
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cesspool ass nigga

A person who sleep with anyone they can and shares sexual partners.
Jmoney: damn my dick burns from that kid.
Person 2: your a cesspool ass nigga! Fucking chomo!
by Niggerhater420sheesh February 3, 2024
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Business Ass

Is what you drown in when you can afford that business class
“If you can afford some business class, you can afford some business ass!” - Method Man from Soul Plane
by JohnnyCocktails93 July 21, 2021
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packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
by Welchling July 19, 2015
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