My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

My sauce

Someone who you like but isn’t yet your girlfriend

That my little sauce right there
My sauce

by Hyperrolls1 July 9, 2024

flipping my ponytail

When your girl licks the tip of your dick, when ur having oral sex

"Dude last night Maria was flipping my ponytail"

by Engish September 3, 2023

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

Wolog my Nust

When your nusts are wologged

"Good fellow, it could you please wolog my nust?"
*proceeds to wolog his nust*
"Thank you, my nusts have been properly wologged."

by WologNust April 18, 2021

Edging My Microsoft.

Using Microsoft edge on windows.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'

by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025

hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.

You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes

by Iliarose August 21, 2023