Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 13, 2018

your dick

is small

your dick is small *dab*

by amfibean frogo October 14, 2018

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

Victim Dick

A person that manipulates you into changing something you can’t

Person 1: That guy Is such a dick but he’s playing the victim

Person 2: He’s a Victim Dick

by D.d.d. October 15, 2018

dick tits

A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.

Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

Dick

You

Me:” I’m a dick.”

by Kingybo October 19, 2018

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018