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Kiss my black ass

Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off
by Dartsman180 January 12, 2022
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Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license
She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying
by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024
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Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.
"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"
by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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my sister

by lewisgamer6 March 5, 2022
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Wigwan My Screwdriver

A greeting said to another individual or friend
Telescope: "A yo hi my g"

puggboy12: "YO WIGWAN MY SCREWDRIVER"

Telsecope: "WIGWAN MY ABSOLUTE NUT AND BOLT"
by An Absolute Nut and Bolt August 6, 2021
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Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.
Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
by Rknep May 28, 2010
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