dick face

a dick face is someone who has the head of their dick. he is tall and has a huge head, and a hole in the top of their head. cream can come out of their hole and flood the earth. thats how the world will end.

you dick face, your gonna end the world

by jfiobspyuhgbonues pyducfb9pnsd November 17, 2021

Dick ass pee walter

idfk lol

hey dude what does dick ass pee walter mean???

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by i'm phoenix November 17, 2021

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

Garand Dick

When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie

Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick

by J Thomson November 20, 2021

dick

dick is defintion of the name lucious

lucious is a dick

by ur moms pussy hair November 20, 2021

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

dick

The longest thing on earth, also the biggest women magnet

Women: Oh your dick is so *moans*

by ssdda October 3, 2021