2 definitions by J Thomson

When you get you cock stuck in the zipper in your hoodie and or jeans
Guy 1: "hey bro can you help i just Garand Dicked myself"
Guy2 :"No problem bro come here"
by J Thomson December 19, 2021
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When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie
Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick
by J Thomson November 20, 2021
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