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David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009
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David Rice Atchison

Legal 12th president of the US.
by Cosmo B. Smith January 23, 2005
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David Bowie blowie

Getting a blowjob, and when you finish she throws glitter on ya dick. Also known as an Edward Cullen.
Karen gave me the best David Bowie blowie last night. My dick sparkled for days.
by Thrayse September 3, 2020
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Joshua David Robertson

Joshua David Robertson is a fatass gay queer that can't get any girls and likes boys more than actual girls!!!!!
Carl McMiller: OMG! Joshua David Robertson said the word 'penis'!
JDR: Me likey!!!!!!!
by HoneyHutCheerio68295680 October 24, 2019
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David Bain Jumper

A heavy, unstylish, old-fashioned winter jumper (pullover, sweater) most likely made of wool in a variety of colours such as that worn by David Bain upon his arrest for murdering his entire family. David Bain was convicted and later acquitted of the murder of his family.
I found a warm David Bain jumper at the charity shop.
by emzies November 24, 2019
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Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.
Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.
by CooterBlues December 2, 2010
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